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A cellphone(usually flat and with a touchscreen) which is basically a small, less powerful computer that can fit in your pocket. Used for things like the Internet and for work but also for entertainment in apps such as “Angry Birds” or “Candy Crush“
Jake: Where were you yesterday?
Jack:Uhhh…the gym
Yesterday…
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!
by Controlfreak October 25, 2014
Smart Phone: A cellular phone that is not only more intelligent and productive than it’s owner but would also be rescued from a flood before the owner’s mother-in-law.
As the waters were rising around him he had to make a difficult choice, grab for the smart phone or his mother-in law’s arm.He chose and used his smart phone to call for help.
by Bullshitzer June 03, 2010
Those useless devices that many people at your school have. Chances are, you probably have one too. There are people without such devices, like the one who wrote the definition. People that own a cell phone often look down at it and just scroll and scroll and scroll. They rarely have real conversation. That, my friend, is called a smartphone zombie.
Person with smartphone: Why don’t you have a phone?
Phoneless person with sane mind: I don’t want to be looking down at it constantly like a zombie. That’s why.
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by Definition4975 March 06, 2019
The latest “must-have” gadget in the infinitely expanding world of pointless, over-priced gadgets. It has beenscientifically proventhat simply owning a Smartphone will improve yourquality of lifeby 300%. Failure to purchase a Smartphone may result in the development of a condition known as “Having a mind of your own.”
As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.
Media: “Buy this new Smartphone and a wholenew worldofpossibilitieswill open up to you!”
Mainstream Sucker: “OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!”
OR
Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* “Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I’m having?”
Smartperson: “No. I don’t have a Smartphone. I have a D500…”
Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*
by Fender137 June 02, 2011
Smart Phones are much like the fabled iPhones of legend, are effectively pimped out Mobile phones with many features derived from other already successful products but in one single device. This saves pocket space but the downside being it’s not quite as good the original devices.
Whilst checking Facebook intermittently and viewing high-resolution photos on a tiny screen whilst in conversation indispensible whilst anyone who they were talking patiently awaits a response.
Bill: Hey how are you?
Ted: I’m good, I’m just on… Haha
Bill: … What?
Ted: Oh nothing just reading someone’s status update on my new smart phone.
Bill: Hmm ok
by DaftSteamPunk September 20, 2010
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